Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Family man
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML
Build your own
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Classic grandma
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML
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Greycatsister 12
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves?
Talis99 26
God help any of your boyfriends. :)
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xxthexmisfitxx 25
So like is your family able to provide the emotional and financial support for each of you? Or is it a struggle pretty frequently? Because that's a lot of kids for one family in such an overpopulated world. Like how many of you share rooms? Lol or is it really spaced out?
ThrottleJockey 36
So, like, are you, like, the world dictator on, like, how many children people are, like, allowed to have, like?
The_Bleeder 13
And are you, like, one of those, like, people who use the word "like" improperly?
logank013 20
Tell your mom to stop having children...
acmariner99 25
If your brothers are decent people they will be overly protective of you. Your boyfriends won't stand a chance.
KillerKatz 9
One of these things is not like the other
akashkarsanbhai 5
You'll be stronger, because you will be fighting your brothers a lot!
604 11
Wait... Your mom's baby? So who's your 6 brother's mother then?? Sounds like maybe you share the same father, but there may be different mothers and or even households (which would make some of the other comments rather presumptuous). Regardless, I don't really see how this is an FML. There's going to be a new baby in the family and he or she should be welcomed just the same no matter the gender.
dabomsht123 3
Good lord. Your parents must really like to screw
dabomsht123 3
Condoms work well
ismedrage 17
Use the female icon for ur fml
SmittyJA24 26
Does anyone know the difference between "sex" and "gender"??