Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML
Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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Your_Shadow 0
Your sister is awesome.
AndelleRae 9
Aw, how thoughtful. :) Seriously though? Sleep with one eye open.
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shnibz101 0
Bring you sister to the doctors and get your room checked for any diseases couse only god knows why that thing died and that's kinda sweet of her in a sixmck twisted way
Bored_2_Death 0
wow I don't think that the OP's sister is awesome or that she needs therapy. The girl is 5 and she probably doesn't understand that the lizard was dead. It was probably still alive when your sister found it and she didnt understand that she probably killed it when A) she caught and squeezed the crap out of it or B) when she tied the ribbon around its neck. She most likely thought she was doing a good thing by good thing by giving her sister a present. I just think that she just needs to be told why that wasnt a very good present. To the OP that does suck. People will click YDI for the dumbest reasons.
Bored_2_Death 0
oops I need some reading lesons haha, for some reason i read lizard instead of rat. My mistake but still whether lizard or rat its still the same concept.
michaelsgirl 0
I feel for you. Glad my sister knew the difference between living and dead things at an early age. However, when she was four she told me to close my eyes and hold out my hands. She then proceeded to sprinkle fairy dust into my hands a.k.a kitty litter. Dirty kitty litter. I hope your sister got cleaned up afterwards. She might get sick if the rat was infected.
summer66_fml 0
dude wtf??? what is wrong with your sister?? and where did a 5 yr old get a dead rat??? and was it just a rat's neck or an actual rat???
GrafxLvr 0
Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
fins4586 0
i think your sister was a cat in a past life...
dfxcm 0
LOL That's PRECIOUS!!!
magunn 0
either your sister is a cat or she's psychotic
magunn 0
is she the devil incarnate? she's five year's old? creeeepy!