Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, I was woken up by my 5 year-old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her toothbrush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML
Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
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DarrenJonBanks 0
That'd be quite hard, seen as it's a woman.
australiaaaa 0
guys, it's not the dad. the OP's name is badMOM101 lol but seriously, OP, make sure you explain that to the school if she bruises
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Comments (125)
tWitt3rBuG 0
I'm so sorry but it's a natural reflex! ROFL
Atreyu_Love 0
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
liinkinparkfan97 34
Calm down, it's not that funny.
FBIWarning 0
lol girl got pwnd
jap1198 0
Poor girl I hope she's all right
hhhhyoyoyo 1
:DDDDDD
nolubba1037 0
AWESOME!!!!!
snowplow 0
To #39 how is that "awesome" it is only "awesome" if you are like a 9 year old boy. Anyway dont worry about it to much. she will forgive you just tell her you were sorry and to not wake you up anymore! Other then that make sure she doesnt tell people "My mom kicks me in the face" "Today i was trying to wake up my mom, when i had this amazing idea! I should tickle her up... I guess i shouldn't go near my mom anymore, She kicked me in the face. FML"
f_mylifelovex3 0
was i the only one who thought this was a dad until i saw her name was badmom
jmeg_fml 0
SDI! Well, not deserved it, but it is her fault, and probably a better lesson to learn sooner than later... Hope she's okay though. :)
seayjoel 0
lol that's pretty funny. However I must ask to 539 people who voted that he deserved. Do you understand what a reflex is? Because evidently you not he was pretty much asleep and had no conscious decisive of kicking her