Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
Today, I was woken up by my 5 year-old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her toothbrush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML
Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
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DarrenJonBanks 0
That'd be quite hard, seen as it's a woman.
australiaaaa 0
guys, it's not the dad. the OP's name is badMOM101 lol but seriously, OP, make sure you explain that to the school if she bruises
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Comments (125)
hahayou12345 0
Ouch, poor girl.
bpw1986 0
"i beat up my 5 yr old. F my life" lol
UGADawg08 1
Just admit you did it on purpose. I would.
Misanthropist 0
NIce ;) That'll teach her
almostouttt 0
there's no 'e' in tickling . not to be the grammar police or anything .
CinderellaMella2 0
I can't even say this is a ydi, because it's totally a sdi. She deserved it. Hopefully you didn't leave a mark or anything. LoL.
pancakelover 0
I hope she didn't team up with Daddy to get you something really nice for Mother's Day. Nice trade off!!
darkmis1 18
Ouch-that poor kid :-( At least u didn't do it on purpose tho.
Devin_Duke 0
This really isn't an FML, This story is pretty tame
pinkfrenchrose 5
o.o Aw...