Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
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Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, I woke up after putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize what I'd done until I smelt burning plastic. FML
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jchansfan 0
Wanna destroy your microwave!?! There's an app for that. =)
V8pwrdz28 0
hope you dont have any small pets.
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Comments (80)
gpstyne 0
shut up Emily I use my iPhone to save lives and read FML, YDI for not watching your 5y.o.
smd69 0
Chill the hell out. His iphone & microwave are ruined & you guys are like "blahblahblah, that's your fault, YDI." he posted this for a reason, to get his FML out there, i'm sure for you guys to freaking stupid. Just saying
Ninjaface 0
The sad part is, microwaving it ruins the flavor. She should have used the toaster.
Consequences 0
Seeing people blame the original poster is blowing my mind. If they deserve it for anything, it's for not beating the brat more often in the past.
Bob31_fml 4
guess that's why you should watch your 5 year old
ohmanz 0
metal's bad for the microwave!
Taravampire 0
Go screw yourself
ranty_nerd 0
is it a good idea to microwave an iPhone 3G? your kid found out it's a bad idea.
loari 0
Beat the shit out of your kid, spay yourself and go to parenting classes. Your idiot 5 year old should know better than to screw with the microwave and you should know better than to just leave your expensive electronics laying around.
seby13 0
if your iPhone was fried then what are you useing to wright this story because this is an app and now u can't use this app...
avatarnicole 13
Umm, some people actually still use COMPUTERS because not everyone has a fancy phone. This is also a website, in case you didn't know.