Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
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Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, I woke up after putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize what I'd done until I smelt burning plastic. FML
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jchansfan 0
Wanna destroy your microwave!?! There's an app for that. =)
V8pwrdz28 0
hope you dont have any small pets.
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Comments (80)
kyliebeatriz08 0
How could you leave her near your phone and close to the microwave.Don't you think? How can she access the microwave? read instructions carefully next time: keep out of childrens reach.....
Redders123 1
WTF? At FIVE years old they should know a microwave is for FOOD... um.
honeybunches88 5
YDI for feeling the need to say your " 3G iphone" instead of just your "phone".
honeybunches88 5
107, You can also get to FML on any computer with internet connection, or on a friend's phone.
mnpeters09 0
you seem to be lying.....cooking metal in a microwave doesnt actually harm the electronics of the microwave. it pretty much just makes a lot of noise and sparks and burns the plastic.
mevsbr0nies 0
Well this is why I will stay single and never have kids. Too expensive in this economy. Also, don't blame YouTube. Forever Alone=TOTALLY ******* WORTH IT.
newburton13 26
Never having kids.
harshallmeim69 9
How do you **** up so TRUMENDOUSLY?