Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
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Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, I woke up after putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize what I'd done until I smelt burning plastic. FML
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jchansfan 0
Wanna destroy your microwave!?! There's an app for that. =)
V8pwrdz28 0
hope you dont have any small pets.
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justmyluck1212 0
She must be a slow child because my baby bro is 5,
tropicthunder 3
As long as she's ok you can get more stuff cause microwaves can explode not to mention the iPhone
blastvortex 4
Be thankful that she's alright. Come to think of it, how she could have access to the microwave is beyond me. That should be way out of reach for a kid unless she's uncannily tall for her age. On the other hand, if you couldn't hear her stacking books precariously or dragging something to the counter to reach the microwave, then YDI.
Von_Mal 0
Kill the ******* kid. I hate them, they're morons.
graaar 0
Moron. You were also a kid once. How would you feel if your parents said the same thing?
kile88 2
nooooooooooooo not the iPhone!!!! the poor thing I would be heartbroken
Zeeby 0
she's five an dosnt know any better.
RHOPKINS13 2
I remember when I first learned how to use the microwave. The only other place that I had seen a number pad was the telephone. So I entered my grandparent's phone number when cooking spaghettios. Anyone ever had crispy spaghettios before?
Mauskau 36
lmfao. after being able to use the microwave since i was 8, when i was 11 i decided to make cheese on toast in the microwave. put it in for 3mins. it burnt a hole in the bread and stunk out the house for a week. ftw.
RVP23 0
YDI for spending all that money on a stupid phone.
dspadres 0
You should have downloaded the abortion app.
rosierosierosie 0
omg, I lol'ed so much
Aerianna 0
... The only words that came into my head were "DEATH TO THE IPHONE"