Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML
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Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
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registered 0
Fool you are 26 time to grow up isnt it?
mark_my_words 0
You still live with your parents at 26?
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Comments (178)
JorgeM 0
YDI for not having the maturity to clear the party with them before hand. You're living in their home as an adult. Act like an adult. And seriously, at 26, I was married, had two kids, and owned a house. What's wrong with you?
eperry84 1
Damn, I'm slippin@ #58
Rydizzle 0
I got one for you." Im 26 and i live with my parents. FML"
gummibehrs 4
Just because that's the path you chose for life doesn't mean something is wrong with a person who didn't. Don't be a dumbass, dumbass.
kurt311 0
Dude, you're 26!
TeeParty 0
Seriously? 26? Living with your parents? YDI for throwing a party without permission and living with your parents...
GongButterfly 0
ok ok people!! cut him a break. Maybe he doesn't have the financial aid to move out, or maybe he is saving up. Or maybe he is going to college and for right now, he is living with his parents while he stocks up the money. But if he is just living there at 26, mooching off of them, living the party life, doing absolutely nothing with his life, dude what the **** is wrong with you? In another four years, you will be thirty!!! Your mom still sends you to your room at 26? I seriously wonder what she was like when you were a child, you should tell her already your a grown man, you can make your own decisions leh. But then again, did you tell them you were having a party? You said it was "busted up", if your a moocher using THEIR house THEY pay for, you deserve it.
shineyourlight_x 0
hahaha, you deserved this....that's for living at home at twenty six.
menschmaschine5 0
Throwing parties at your parents' house without their permission is something you do when you're 16, not 26. You really should have asked your parents if you wanted to throw a party at their house, and if they refused, surely you have enough money to rent another venue for a night. Especially if you're living with your parents (I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're with them because you recently got laid off because of the economy or you're just house-sitting. If you just don't have a job and are sitting on your ass, then you need to re-examine your life). If you're living with them, I'm sure they want you to be financially independent as soon as possible, and if you pull this crap enough they may kick you out before you can stand on your own two feet. Also, they pay for the house, they make the rules of the house.
whatever2304 0
This guy is a manchild.....