Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML
Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
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Top comments
mordantennui 0
that sounds like the lamest ways to get fired
Bob31_fml 4
your daughter sounds like a high class individual.
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Fabby_fml 2
Well, she's an idiot for getting caught. I have a full set of these funny little bobblehead things and some little stuffed thingies, all stolen, nobody notices if you don't do it in front of the general manager. Or assistant managers, if they care.
Raul_Franco 0
She couldn't spend a dollar on it?
SickSickSick7511 0
I've gotta admit I've seen a few episodes. Spencer is ******* hilarious
cbaybie 0
seriously?
jimshrimp 0
this is fake, look at the OP's account name :p
prettybrwneyes16 0
I always take the toys haha. shit, the bosses do too :D. but I'm 16, and have a future so ...
PhoenixFiend 0
I work at McDonalds >.> Everyone takes the toys; managers included. I'm pretty sure there's a magic meatball sitting opened in the store somewhere lol.
PhoenixFiend 0
ps Im almost 19 and still enjoy a good kids show once in a while. I get tired of all the reality bs and watching some bad acting never hurt.
Xuphra 0
You better teach your little boo boo to steal.
iplaymw2 0
ydi for having a rutard
trippydoll 4
UR DAUGHTER IS LAME. SHE AINT SLICK. I WORK AT MCDS AND I TAKE ANYTHING I WANT. NEVER GET CAUGHT UP HAHA.