Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML
Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
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Top comments
mordantennui 0
that sounds like the lamest ways to get fired
Bob31_fml 4
your daughter sounds like a high class individual.
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Comments (137)
Joey7361 0
who gives a crap and why is your 18 year old working instead of sending her to school or college? next time plan your kids future wisely
clockworklolita 3
Because there's no possibility at all that the OP's daughter could be in school and just have a part-time job?
jal10a 1
YDI some kids are goin to college and workin at the same time for example me. next time think before u type.
jal10a 1
also im afull time student and worker
darkmis1 18
1) Where does it say the OP is 18? She could still be in high school 2) Even if the OP is out of high school, she could either be working part time while still at school, or be working to get money for school.
catatonicsleep 17
the op isn't 18 her daughter is
darkmis1 18
*OP's daughter
rachexl 0
#26 - idk maybe the line that says "Today, my 18 year old daughter comes home..."
darkmis1 18
Ok my bad about that first part-I was getting ready to take a midterm when I posted that.....BUT my statement about not knowing if the OPs daughter is in college stands.
Joey7361 0
that doesn't change the fact the op is so worried about her 18 year old job at "mcdonalds" so much to submit a FML ?
ablake 0
you still work while going to school or college. I've been working sence I was 15 and now in college and still working. any many many high schoolers work at icky mickys
flamegirl101 0
haha that's sad considering she's 18 and got fired from it......taking a plastic baby toy???........okayyyyy?
hihoney07 0
I'm 25 and I love iCarly. Hi-friggin-larious. And, mind you, it's a decent show for littler ones to watch. TV shows are crap these days.
BM13HC 0
@hihoney07, yeah most on the "shows" on cartoon network are just disgusting, like that chowder thing >.> its disgusting seriously, and iCarly is OK I gotta admit I used to watch it xD
tyheron 0
Chowder can burn in hell for sure!
joeinthedark 18
You steal and you get caught, you get fired. Easy as that. Doesn't matter what you stole. stealing is against the law and this is what happens. And really, who steals happy meal toys? That's pretty lame. YDI to the daughter, and I'll extend that to the mother for not teaching her proper the ethics and morals to survive in our society.
shamille 5
brb goin' to get a happy meal... girl toy please!
knight0748 5
that's racist, why the drive thru guy gotta be mexican?
FerrariCake 2
You're racist... why do you assume all people that don't speak English are Mexican? There's a lot of people besides Mexicans that don't speak English, you ignorant bastard.
sayyestothedress 24
-#55 who said he was at the drive thru?
Bob31_fml 4
your daughter sounds like a high class individual.
ohSNAPyall 27
If she had asked her manager for one, maybe (s)he would have given her a toy.
AprilHarvee1 0
Em ok. So your daughter must be like what 17, 18 or older and she still watches shit like Icarly. Bet you wish you go that abortion now huh? Ahh hindsight is a wonderful thing.
julie3841 11
18 and still likes icarly? that sucks. fyl for that too.
Anteezy 7
No one, regardless of age, should like icarly.
Taipan_fml 0
I concur.
okieraider71 4
38% of the cost of what you buy in a store is to cover theft and liability. Bitch should have been arrested.