Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, I was fired from my job at a local family-ran restaurant. The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little and has blamed me for all the lost money. The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie". FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, my son was fired from his new job, which was going to support us since I recently lost mine. His excuse was, "Conflict of interest." He was a mascot for a fast-food restaurant and refused to dance around. FML
Today, I got a call informing me that my 16-year-old daughter had been arrested for shoplifting jewellery. Trying to look on the bright side, I assumed it was for my birthday that is coming up in a few days. Nope. It was a "Thank you" gift. For her drug dealer. FML
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Top comments
mordantennui 0
that sounds like the lamest ways to get fired
Bob31_fml 4
your daughter sounds like a high class individual.
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Comments (137)
jorgen94 0
anyways, she is 18 and likes icarly, first she must have a social problem and second, she is a ******* dumbass, tale an abort!
toto365 0
sereously that should go on mlia
MisterTwo 0
She deserves it
crazyy4eva07 0
thoes icarly toys were horribal.
ZeroMachine 3
Unless you're Red Forman you don't need to end every sentence with the word "dumbass."
potterwatch 0
77- WIN
alannamartinez 0
hahaha she totally deserves it. i mean what 18 year old steals a fricken icarly toy haha.
MangeMoi_fml 0
First of all...iCarly is freakin vicious. Secondly, Yu definitely would not get fired for stealing kids' meals toys at a fast food place. They dont care if employees take them..fake ass FML.
MangeMoi_fml 0
An knight0748..you're the racist. Nobody said Mexican, it just said "guy who doesnt speak english..". But, yeah, you're right. The mopper-upper is always Mexican. >=]
jal10a 1
ppl do get fired for tht i work at mcdonalds and a lady here got fired for jus tht cuz it depends on who the owner is cuz stealin is stealin
I_Love_FML12345 3
LOL ok i love iCarly xD i would do the same thing!!! :D cept not steal i'd be like ... so yeah... ._. can i like you know ... have an iCarly toy..?
FerrariCake 2
Well even after being fired from McDonalds, she's still qualified to work as a stripper! Her stage name can be "iCarly".