Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Just throw him a blanket and let him sleep on the floor. He'll be the coolest kid in the neighborhood.
tacojauns 45
If he cut it so the whole bed is level I'm impressed
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Comments (143)
xemnas164 6
Thinking that he might have mixed his bed up with a car.
EsOSiQueEs 14
I accidentally read this "My son hacked off his legs with a saw"
Emillllllllllie 7
Why didn't he just put the mattress on the floor?
Zozozozoz 3
Stancenation!
aaron123111 11
Who else read it as "my son cut off his legs while in bed with a saw"
Amathiel 17
Oh my god I read that he hacked off his legs the first time. Nearly died!
RD540EDGE 6
I read this wrong do to being dyslexic, I red today my son hacked his legs of with a hacksaw, and started thinking what the ****
WellThen0lo 7
So what that's really not that bad like who even looks at his bed unless he has a girlfriend coming over
Slightly_Flawed 5
What's the big deal?
midnight1890 17
It's much more of an FML when you read "my son hacked off his legs while on his bed." Thank god I read it twice