Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Just throw him a blanket and let him sleep on the floor. He'll be the coolest kid in the neighborhood.
tacojauns 45
If he cut it so the whole bed is level I'm impressed
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Comments (143)
awesome64760 16
Give the kid credit and be impressed that he managed to saw off the legs of the bed. Most kids these days are to obese to walk.
aeris4957 3
Now he just needs to add some sweet rims.
lwonderful 11
Who cares?
Jtaura 10
Hahah it does...
Zombie_Sea_Otter 9
He did it so the bed doesn't make noise when he's plowing the neighbor girl like a mallard duck.
ArentWeAll 4
Was I the only one who read 'cut off his legs on his bed with a saw' and WTFed for a moment?
lonely_mao 1
nope, you're not the only one. Had to re-read that a couple of times before I got it right
BradTheBrony 19
You know, I can't say I disagree with him.
gaki_fml 8
respond "you're more humble when you're poor, so pay for the damage till you have no more...money" then slide on some dark shades
lesbionist 10
Legit
heavenskiller 6
Kid is having sex in your house.