Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Just throw him a blanket and let him sleep on the floor. He'll be the coolest kid in the neighborhood.
tacojauns 45
If he cut it so the whole bed is level I'm impressed
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Comments (143)
Loon007ninja 1
You deserved it because you have a teenager.
Tblankk34 8
This is not an FML moment what so ever.
Hutch1965 6
I love all the comments here saying it's OK. I guess none of them stopped to think who paid for that bed.
souljacker 11
I think they are saying his logic is intact. Yeah, he should have asked first, but I think he would have got a 'no'. Lol
buckdharma 38
Use the discarded legs to make platform shoes, then when you yell at him to get out of bed you'll appear just as cool.
ThatOneDrummer 8
You say FML, but I say future carpenter!
str1kepa1n 16
I read this wrong, thought you said he cut off his leg, haha.
norwegianboip 17
Well.. Does it?
VibratingMeerkat 22
I THOUGHT IT SAID HE HACKED HIS OWN LEGS OFF WITH A SAW OMG
Kitiara521 24
Unless it was some kind of antique bed, I don't really see the problem here. It's not like the bed has stopped functioning as a bed, it's just got shorter/no legs. I do agree with a couple of the other commenters, too, it's kind of impressive that the kid could get the legs off without losing a hand or putting holes in the floor in the process.
QueenSaru 28
Agreed. As long as the OP doesn't give in if he starts whinging about wanting a new bed BECAUSE he hacked off the legs, who does it hurt? If his bed is now uneven or uncomfortable, he only has himself to blame and he can save up money to buy himself a new one if that's the case.
mrlb94 6
Haha i read it as he cut his legs off with a saw in his bed. Long day... Haha