Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Just throw him a blanket and let him sleep on the floor. He'll be the coolest kid in the neighborhood.
tacojauns 45
If he cut it so the whole bed is level I'm impressed
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Comments (143)
satanisthesavior 21
What exactly is the problem with wanting a bed that is lower to the ground? Some people like that shit. And I agree, he should have asked first, since the bed was almost certainly bought by his parents, but besides that what is the big deal?
JesseAttack 21
Well at the same time, if it was a bunk bed that he lowered, or if it was just an old bed then whatever, at least you don't have to buy a new bed frame.
MidnaLink 35
I can see this in my head. I agree.
thisisbecks 5
so at first I read this as "my son cut his legs of because he thought it looked cooler on the ground"
Alexis1234567 16
Omg I read the first part and skipped over bed. I was freaking out until I looked at it again MDR.
Recoveryben 15
i love the people who click "you deserved it" on every picture because they wanna be "that guy" and are so insignifigant in their own lives so they wanna make a small difference and be so different from everyone else. Good job guys.
SayPeanuts 29
Actually I clicked "you deserve it" because I didn't think it was a big deal, if his son wants to make his bed closer to the floor it's his choice, it might be a bad one but it's his mistake to make. I realise the bed probably belongs to the parents but I assume as he is 17 he's had the bed for years and probably sees it as his own. At the end of the day it just doesn't strike me as something to get upset over. It's just my opinion and I have no problem with the people who voted "your life sucks" but I wish other people had the same attitude. I don't know what "guy" you think I'm trying to be by having an opinion that differs from the majority.
Alicestraza 33
Or they just want the badge. You're over thinking it.
kittiemarie 8
Yeah... I read this as "hacked off his legs in bed" too... about had a heart attack...
Pixiemels 19
That's not so bad...if he likes it, let him have it!
dreamsofutopia 4
Maybe he's scared of monsters under his bed?
bluerhhajfk 17
As a 17 year old boy I can assure his statement is true.