Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML
Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML
Today, two days after losing my temper with my smart mouthed 7 year-old son and slapping him across the face, I tried to apologize by buying him a treat and telling him if anyone found out, I would get in trouble. Today, I got a call from social services about the "bruise" on his face. FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, I walked into my son's room only to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Fly: 1 Son: 0
ImSteve 8
Fail. Everyone makes mistakes though.
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Comments (145)
Fuhkyoo 17
maybe hes just that strong
HowsBoutaRoadie 8
your son needs a real father figure. ''walk it off p*ssy''
Emi1y 21
I would think that he'd be a little more humiliated falling out of his chair and all...
htownpostman 16
At first I thought that was cute.. Then my eyes focused and I saw it said '15' and not '5'... Now it's just sad...
oneofthosepeople 6
You had to make his humiliation all about you? Maybe you should try considering what got him to that point...
scarman_fml 14
where was this?
Rogerrr57 21
This might be a cry for help
mackychahinez_fml 3
And that makes him a Fall Out Boy.
orsombre_fml 11
What a dreadful parent you are. You showed your son how little he means to you.
Baybiiie 11
YDI! For some reason this post made me angry! OP, I think he's the one who deserves ALL THE SYMPATHY. Dont you?