Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML
Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML
Today, two days after losing my temper with my smart mouthed 7 year-old son and slapping him across the face, I tried to apologize by buying him a treat and telling him if anyone found out, I would get in trouble. Today, I got a call from social services about the "bruise" on his face. FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, I walked into my son's room only to be attacked by a swarm of flies. I'm afraid to go back in there. FML
Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML
Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Fly: 1 Son: 0
ImSteve 8
Fail. Everyone makes mistakes though.
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Comments (145)
famvd 15
Getting annoyed with a fly is normal.. Just not to that extent
schadenfreud 6
at least he didn't soil himself as well I suppose
Agtthepw 21
He could also have taken the table down with him... Not that bad in the end!
abcdog123 16
I can't stand flies either, but seriously FHL.. Im sure he was more humiliated than you
DeeDeeJay 15
I think he should be more humiliated than you.
oneofthosepeople 6
I am willing to bet that he does.
cumberbunny 17
#93: Is*
ELoni_fml 25
Maybe he needs a hug
graceinsheepwear 34
Humiliating YOU?
nerdtoninja 13
I hate flies
delta14o6 7
how are you the one that's embarrassed? that ish is too funny XD I would have cracked up for a good 20 mins
pjsr 33
Buy him some chopsticks. Mr Miyagi say, 'Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything' He'll never catch one, but that will give you time to move with no forwarding address
Merylwen 24
You sound a bit selfish. This happened to your son and all you can worry about is yourself and how YOU were "humiliated".