Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Bad grandparenting
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Sex ed is broken
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
You what?
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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boatkicker 5
Wow. I'm amazed by some of the ignorance on this website. Most of hte comments posted so far are along the lines of "YDI for not spending enough time with/paying attention to your kid" Whose to say OP doesnt spend time with or pay attention to her daughter? Even kids whose parents keep a very close eye on them can do stupid thing. I've seen kids who parents spend so much time with them that the kid feels the need to do something repulsive to get the parent off thier back. I've seen other kids who have had great relationship with their parents and made a one time mistake. There are also parents who are just fine at parenting, but make the mistake of assuming thier kids are smart enough adn know enough not to get pregnant. My mother was one of them adn I bet OP is too. My mom, luckily enough, was right. OP messed up but I dont think she did it through neglect. It was probably some thought process like "*Daughter* has lived with me and has seen teh work I do, and has heard my speeches about abstinence and safe sex. Therefore she must know better" But because the talks werent directed to her specifically the daughter didn't happen to absorb them. Theres no way OP could have know whether or not her daughter knew better unless she asked. She screwed up by making that assumption, but thats not unusual and that doesnt mean she doesnt spend enough time with her daughter or pay enough attention to her. OP: good luck! I dont know what you're planning on doing. Keeping it, aborting it, giving it up for adoption, or whatever, but regardless, good luck!
Hermyoni 0
14 is way to young to be having sex....but obviously the OP daughter didn't believe that since she was spreading her legs and got knocked up. FYL for having a daughter give it up so easily and FYDL for now being a pregnant 14 yr. old. Hopefully your better at teaching her to be parent then you were teaching your daughter not to have sex.
amstillives 0
BiTCH shut up... your probably fake.. And even if you are the daughter, your fat and obese! Idiot... BiTCH...
CFR 0
That is so gross... I would murder my little sister (who is fifteen) if she ever had sex now, or even worse, didn't even have the brains to be safe about it. Then I'd go after the dickwad who got her pregnant in the first place. I wonder what you're going to do to the little shit that impregnated your daughter...
allmidnighteyes 11
Give your daughter a wire coat hanger and a bucket for her next birthday ;)
plexico 4
Ironically, the father happens to be the local condom distributor.
xxissuesxx 0
78 ftw
RESTAREA 0
Another win for plexico. OH THE IRONY. IT'S LIKE A HORRIBLE SITCOM
AnimeAddict 0
ROFL Best. Comment. Ever.
jolar1 0
All of the righteous indignation on this board is adorable! I just want to hug every one of you. One day, you'll all grow up to be adults and you'll have real grown-up thoughts and feelings. Oh, the future is bright for all you little rugrats.
magicoilyoctopi 0
Win.
freded21 0
im a offended #79 i just finished tell a long story about what it was like in my day to a young lad who helped me turn on this magic box right here
delly_fml 0
Sucks for her
kissa148 3
okay, this is one if my favorite fml's that i have read in a long time.
White667 0
Celibacy is murder.