Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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jonny2x4 0
Major parenting fail. Don't feel so high and mighty now do you? Your daughter's a slore, deal with it! Was she hot? Of course she was.
survivalism 0
You're*
dragonkiller101 0
Just another typical American white trash..... YDI for being a shitty parent and not teaching your slutty daughter some values. You shouldnt have let your slutty daughter dress slutty looking clothes. this is wat happens when you don't control your kids. No wonder American is #1 in STD's
Ligerie 0
wait...what? what happened to Africa?!
magicoilyoctopi 0
Yes, because that 30 year old newly-wed who just conceived with her husband dresses slutty and that definitely means that's what caused her to get pregnant. Clothes have nothing to do with pregnancy, nor does it say ANYWHERE that her daughter dresses that way. Grow up.
magicoilyoctopi 0
...It's gonna post that like three times, sorry >> The site started to go crazy on me.
noclevername 0
Promoting celibacy/abstinence along with safe sex just sends mixed messages imo. "Don't have sex, sex is wrong, but if you do, be careful." Countries that don't bother with abstinence education (and props to those countries) have much lower teen pregnancy rates than Ireland at least, not sure about the States. Probably them too. And to the OP: I appreciate that it's a shock to find out, but your daughter's definite pregnancy is a bigger issue than your potential loss of face. She's just a kid, support her, and good luck with it.
Bahari 0
what a *****
amstillives 0
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neonokku 0
FYL a million times disown her
noronhacandrew 0
YDI !!! Celibacy?? Now, if that worked, the world would be wonderful. It doesn't, you promoted it, and now you get to face the problem of baaaad ideas.
burb_fml 0
HAHAHAHA! Nobody deserves it more than you!
kurtsee 0
this is why we have an invention called birth control and condoms