Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML
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Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, after ranting to my best friend about how all our friends are having kids and how teenage pregnancy will ruin their lives, she announced to me that she's pregnant. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML
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Arenick 0
Im guessing your daughter never came to one of these speakings right?
dspadres 0
I didn't know Sarah Palin visited FML! Awesome.
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caancoha 0
107, I think you're talking to the wrong person.
dailyprophet 0
she should have gotten an abortion. and I don't mean the daughter, I mean the OP
boatkicker 5
#111 dragonkiller101 You make too many generalizations. Way too many. Of course SOME parents have no control. SOME parents let thier children do whatever they want. SOME 12 year old girls dress like *****. And SOME parents don’t care. The thing is, that’s only a small percent age fo the population. As a human you don’t notice the non-slutty, rule following children, because that’s what you expect to see. When you see something every day you don’t register it in your mind. It’s the unusual things that we tend to notice more. Yes, more children are dressing sluttier. In my opinion that’s partly due to the fact that when you walk into a store, they most have sluttier clothing. It’s getting harder and harder to dress children acceptably. You also said you hate to see where the world will be in 10 years. This has always been a commonly echoed phrase. “When I was a kid that was considered rude/unacceptable/dirty/whatever.” However although people are having sex at ridiculously young ages, that’s nothing new. Just more people are aware of it because people aren’t so determined to hide it anymore. There is also: ~an ever increasing emphasis on education. That’s a good thing that still growing. ~a growing awareness of how things effect the natural environments (although some of it is a bit misinformed) ~Higher awareness of health effects of things both positive and negative. Point is: The world definitely isn’t getting any better, but its not getting any worse either (Sorry that turned into a bit of a rant.)
justmyluck1212 0
Bristol Palin much....
avoidthegirl 6
"IT'S NOT THAT BAD MOM" Um, really? Your childhood and carefree days are over and I hope to god your mother doesn't help out with raising your kid as much as you think she will. Kiss your high school friends and your future goodbye. God I hope someone pushes you down some stairs.
Kittylilstar 0
What an irony, sucks for her, she ruined her own life, 14 is just way to young to be having sex, sorry to say it but your daugther must be a dumb *****, she didn't use a condom, she was getting into sex so the least she could know is that she should always use one, she could also get an STD. I'm not going to say that you deserve it nor parenting fail cause if you promote that then you obviously must have teached her that 14 is way too young and the anticonceptive methods, but to her what a big responsability fail, she deserves it, now she suffers the consequence.
xOblivion 0
How do you know she didn't use a condom ? It could have broken during sex. And maybe she was telling her mother she was prengant as in she needed help to take a decision : Get rid of the baby or what ? That's a big decision to make, especially at fourteen. I hope the OP is gonna be a good mother and support whatever her decision is ... But she should have a good talk with her too. Oh, and there isn't any age to have sex, it's up to you if you're ready or not :] Hooray for the few open-minded people who exist in this world
DameGreyWulf 1
"it's up to you if you're ready or not" the problem is, that decision is usually influenced more by hormones and peer/media pressure than your own "common sense." So no, it's not necessarily up to you when you're that young.
Plumppotato 3
also theres this thing called statutory rape. well in the US there is. i dont know about other places.
fxdxhk90 0
If this is actually the daughter, you're stupider then your mother actually knows.
Ligerie 0
stupider?
FuckingAwesome 0
Prove it!
mrjesusm_fml 0
hahaha you pulled a palin!