Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, I told my mom that my wife and I got her a birthday present, but she won't be getting it until April. That instantly pissed her off, cussing us out calling us cheap worthless selfish bastards. I was about to surprise her that she's finally going to be a grandma. FML
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law say to her daughter "I can't wait for you to make me a real grandma." I'm pregnant with their first grandchild. FML
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Today, my mom had to go off on my grandmother because I don’t have kids yet and she, "wants great grand babies before she dies." My grandmother was going to gift me a baby outfit for me to get another hint. I’m 25 and can’t conceive because of health issues. I may never have my own kids. She knows. FML
Today, we found out my mother-in-law faked her terminal cancer diagnosis to guilt us into getting pregnant, so she could meet her first grand baby “before it's too late.” In no way can we afford this baby, we are already poor, so this will ruin us financially, yet she’s perfectly healthy. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML
Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML
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Top comments
regsworld11 2
She should be glad there is a baby at all! You can't control the sex, I hope it's healthy! Good luck!
crushedone 7
Tell her "Sure, we'll take it out of your nursing home fund".
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Comments (113)
stephyloo 0
I realize girls can be dressed in blue but it's annoying when everybody thinks your daughter is a boy. But now a days, I dressed my daughter in pink and people told me HE'S cute and when I dressed her like a Tomboy people said SHE'S cute.
Bizzzy 5
Tell her she is helping to support for the new granddaughter
Laterial 3
Well grandma, you know what happens when you assume...
KnucklesDeep 5
Did you tell her where to go or did you chicken out?
KickItHigh 32
61, that is just ironic. : I agree, that does suck (well, if i had a baby)
JPLovesAnimals 4
Either throw them in her face and say no. Have a boy later. Make the baby a transgender.
doubleodoggy 0
wha?
JPLovesAnimals 4
Unless it's boy clothes with trucks and fire engines I'm sure you can keep them and let her where them. Sure it's blue and that's traditionally boys, but my fav color is blue an I hate pink. (:
J_Shorty_17 6
take the clothes that don't indicate the gender, nothing wrong with wearing blue. My friend had a baby boy and even dressed in blue clothes (even clothes with sports/trucks on them) people still said SHE all the time just because of his hair and eye lashes. People will just guess the gender just by looking at the baby not really by the clothes.
instantmusic 4
Who cares? Use'em anyway. The kid isn't gonna remember, and will grow out of them in a few months anyway.