Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, I told my mom that my wife and I got her a birthday present, but she won't be getting it until April. That instantly pissed her off, cussing us out calling us cheap worthless selfish bastards. I was about to surprise her that she's finally going to be a grandma. FML
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
Today, I overheard my mother-in-law say to her daughter "I can't wait for you to make me a real grandma." I'm pregnant with their first grandchild. FML
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Today, my mom had to go off on my grandmother because I don’t have kids yet and she, "wants great grand babies before she dies." My grandmother was going to gift me a baby outfit for me to get another hint. I’m 25 and can’t conceive because of health issues. I may never have my own kids. She knows. FML
Today, we found out my mother-in-law faked her terminal cancer diagnosis to guilt us into getting pregnant, so she could meet her first grand baby “before it's too late.” In no way can we afford this baby, we are already poor, so this will ruin us financially, yet she’s perfectly healthy. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML
Today, I told my mom I was thinking of having a baby. She told me it was a huge mistake because children cost a fortune, make you miserable, and if she'd had her chance again she would have gotten her tubes tied when she was 18 and saved herself the grief. Gee, thanks mom. FML
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regsworld11 2
She should be glad there is a baby at all! You can't control the sex, I hope it's healthy! Good luck!
crushedone 7
Tell her "Sure, we'll take it out of your nursing home fund".
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Comments (113)
Mistery510 6
she's stupid
therealjb99 7
you seem very nice.
vexis58 1
Why can't the girl just wear the "boy" clothes? What makes them boy clothes? The fact that they're blue? Why can't girls wear blue? I think we need to tear down these stupid color rules. Pink is an awful color.
ginger123456789 0
Because it's usually frowned upon to put your daughter in a "mommy's little boy" outfit...
Rorix 6
Quit bitching about nothing...sheesh...
fahquad 4
Girls have the same style as most of the older stores. But no writing on it saying "I'm a giant *****" or something. As someone who looks after both a boy and a girl under the age of two. The moms would ever interchange boys clothing with a girl. My 2 cents
geeksaresexy 18
I had lots of hand-me-downs from my brother.. Partly because I was an unexpected baby and partly because the doctor told my parents I was going to be a boy.. I don't see a problem with dressing a child in whatever you have unless it says the gender on the clothing. Everyone thought my brother was a girl despite him being dressed in mostly blue! People clearly pay no attention to the clothing on your children..
Ugi 27
We bought mostly girl's clothes for our two girls but not everything needs to be pink! Some of the cutest sweaters were neutral-colour items from the boys' rail so we put them in those too. Some were even blue but they suffer from no ambiguity of gender. You can be a girl without being a Disney Princess (TM).
bettyc4 26
mother want another?! make another baby or make her a tomboy nice an tough instead of a lil priss
Gri400 6
Tell her to adopt a boy then, she has no right to get mad at you for her stupidity. Oh and congrats!
shopfitch 7
When the child is that young, I don't think that it matters what type of clothing they wear.
therealjb99 7
thats cass from supernatural! nice choice in tv shows.
therealjb99 7
thats cass ftom supernatural!! hes awesome. nice choice in tv shows.
ham25 0
is she like a catholic priest that rapes little boys?
Stylin_Since_97 10
They're probably the clothes she bought you as a newborn before she found out YOUR gender. Cheapskates these days.
nicko_oz 4
why the **** can't the girl wear the boy baby clothes unless it specifically says its a boy or i'm a boy i don't see how things such as blue are boy colours and a girl doesn't have to be dressed in pink/purple until her hair is long enough!