Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
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Top comments
illegalbeagle69 23
Glad to hear you ended it.
colby6666 43
Sounds like that boyfriend isn't a very good one...
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Comments (125)
angiespook 18
I'm glad it says "was dating." You don't need that kinda negativity in your life.
Verity101 10
Or she got a lucky escape? You, on the other hand need to dump that dickbag if he was being serious!
bellacantsurf 4
did you dump his ass? I hope you dumped his ass.
grumper 14
it sounds like you are arent together that long...if hes talking about you like this...drop him...because we choose our partners on what we think we deserve so get yourself a good guy!
RavenMay 3
Hope you left him
redress 2
Break up with him.
anne1230 0
Dump him!!!!
damnimawesome 1
You chose a jerk to be ur boyfriend . You deserve better... Personality should matter . Ofcourse there are prettier girls, if he loved u he wouldnt think that ur " the ugly one"
_jessicccaaa_ 3
Notice the "was dating" in there
xxtaaayxx 6
Asshole much!?