Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
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Top comments
illegalbeagle69 23
Glad to hear you ended it.
colby6666 43
Sounds like that boyfriend isn't a very good one...
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Comments (125)
coolchick123 6
Dump his sorry ass
darkfireflame 15
That should have earned him the loudest, hardest slap across the face ever.
VanessaNal 13
That's so rude! Oh my god!!
kubie123 2
You poor thing!!!
xxcaitlannxx 15
Should've taken your Starbucks, fake like you tripped, and spilled it on him :)
SecretPlatypus 2
It's the ugly truth
NamelessFace 22
You and your sister should team up and kick his ass!
safiya_hamid 0
I love how your profile pic goes so perfectly with that comment
LoZelda123 20
I know most people would say "Oh you shouldn't just dump him. that's too drastic" etc., but there really is no excuse for such blatant disrespect for you. he seems really shallow and like he truly doesn't care for you like he should, so you should seriously reevaluate your relationship with him. FYL
Addiction333 14
Time to lose some weight porky.