Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML
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Top comments
Keyman1212 14
Your pillow has a vendetta out for you. Sleep with one eye, or nostril, open.
simply_improper 1
sounds like youre a violent sleeper
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Comments (260)
Emmrahjean 6
I guess anything is possible. My friend ripped mine out with a burger king cup. That's why I've switched to a hoop in my nose.
mk58 31
You're supposed to sleep completely still without moving or breathing. This wouldn't have happened if you thought it through.
ronnieboo 0
so ur saying the only way not to get yo nose ring ripped out by da pillow is if u r completely DEAD?! lol good point hahaha
sarahmcgeee 5
it's sarcasm. it's supposed to be funny.
Jess1008 4
unless your pillow is like a crochet pillow I highly doubt it can get ripped out by that...
misssoccer 0
that happened to me during the first week it felt like I repierced my nose when I put it back in. my cat has also tried to remove it while sleeping now that hurts. but all these people hating don't realize how often it happens
Bobissmall 13
Not sure if to vote FYL because you did everything correctly and it would have probably hurt like hell... However, it's also a YDI as that's what you get for piercing your body...
tsume24 3
just because you personally wouldn't do it doesn't mean no one else should be allowed.
EZ2XLR8 7
precautions are one thing... results are most definitely another. Some bodies handle it better than others, some bodies reject it completely. This easily can go both ways, you can't necessarily stick to one side, because risks are always a factor and nobody should assume it wont ever be them, because it could be.
sydneyaval 9
fyl...tht sux
dawsum1 3
ah that's sucks..
kimmi41509 10
if your piercer curved the bottom under your nose correctly, it would take a lot to rip it out. sucks that your piercing wasn't done right! I never slept with a band aid over mine and it never fell or ripped out.
tennischik211 11
I got goosebumps reading this. that's gotta be painful!
flashback.miss 28
well at least it wasnt a prince albert piercing.. or a ******** piercing if you're female......