Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, and ever since my girlfriend and I watched the movie Obsession, she now thinks it's funny to watch me sleep, screams "STAAAAY!!" whenever I move when we're cuddling, and stands still by the door with a giant smile whenever I come home. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
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THE_A_TEEN 28
That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed. GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!
Iknoweverything 29
I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.
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Comments (272)
jadee000 0
The fourth night? How is that possible when it came out 3 days ago?
katiebearr10 0
It came out on a wednesday pretty sure
TheWindowLicker 13
It came out Thursday night..so night 1 = Thursday night, night 2 = Friday night, night 3 = Saturday night, and night 4 = last night! Tada! 4 nights.
mrssuarez2011 12
Thursday is came out at 10 pm
worldcupcheer17 0
it came out Thursday night, well Friday technically. it was a midnight premiere.
hottay7164 18
No it came out Thursday at midnight
lolman222 0
Simple. Pillow between you two.
DjeePee 25
If you forced her to watch that horror movie, then you deserve it. If it was her choice and she decided to watch the entire movie in astonishing fear, knowing she was able to leave and watch another, nicer movie, then **** your life. My boyfriend once forced me to watch Nightmare on Elm Street (the very first one). He could ride home with me afterwards, because I was too afraid Freddy was going to kill me. And after that he tricked me into watching Dead Silence. I was scared to death for over a week. Ugh, never again.
TheWindowLicker 13
I hate scary movies to death, but my girlfriend doesn't, so I went with her to the midnight show of paranormal activity 3. When I got home it was 2 am, pitch black, and dead silent. Needless to say, I was freaked the **** out. The past few days have been particularly dark and quiet D_D. Still a little weirded out.
DjeePee 25
I've heard watching some good old Disney movies is the best cure. *hands out Beauty and the Beast*
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sorry, the last Disney move I watched had Bambi's mom killed by a hunter. My kids wont eat deer meat any more. Why do most Disney movies (except 101 dalmations) end with a parent dead?
Enslaved 38
"Nightmare on Elm Street" is by far my favorite. I remember I feared sleeping for weeks after seeing it.(: Paranormal Activity 3 was alright. I really don't like hand held camera movie. However, "Quarantine" freaked me out the most because I could see an event such as that happening in real life. Wrong place at the wrong time and you're ******!
gr8koolkat 6
Finding Nemo's another... oh and Shrek. Damn, I see your point! :)
ajjucool 0
im gonna take that as the movie review. im gonna watch it now.
perdix 31
News flash: She's not sleeping. She just wants an excuse to beat the shit out of you.
RedPillSucks 33
He should take the opportunity to have the wildest sex ever. Klingon sex is the best sex.
cradle6 13
I really don't get what the appeal of those movies are. I only saw the first one, and I was bored to death and completely unscared about the chicken demon. It might have been because every time a door would move, everyone in the audience would scream, or that young couple has a gorgeous house in California without having a real job.
RedPillSucks 33
If you're a Wall Street type, maybe that would be the scariest part of the movie. "Damn, this couple is going to default on their 1.5 million dollar home, sending the entire mortgage industry and the economy into recession. Please, let the demon burn the house down too, so the bank can collect the insurance". Scariest movie ever!
speshlk37 13
Actually, Micah (the boyfriend who is killed at the end of the first movie) was a day trader.
txgirl09 5
And if you watched the 2nd one you learn that Katie's family has money because of a pact their ancestor made with the demon that's tormenting them.
Grimmerie 31
Now that just sounds silly!
PiperWoods 0
I'm into a lot of paranormal shows and movies and stuff, so when I saw the first 1, I was like...."umm okay, footsteps, moving objects, burning plant?.... Not scary :/" so I was really disappointed and bored to death top. I've just seen a lot more scarier things than movie objects and footsteps...:/
speshlk37 13
I forced my girlfriend at the time to see Paranormal Activity2. Shortly after, she became my ex-girlfriend.
thaCODgod 4
Idiot. Why would you take her if she's scared?
Enslaved 38
Why would she agree to go if she didn't expect to be scared. Works both ways, unless she was gagged and bound during the movie. Lol I love to be scared, especially around Halloween time! (:
mas91796 0
that movie was NOT scary it wasnt even close
mrssuarez2011 12
That depends on people's individual beliefs
iAmScrubs 19
You really need to be concerned if she gets up and jumps off the top of the stairs.