Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, and ever since my girlfriend and I watched the movie Obsession, she now thinks it's funny to watch me sleep, screams "STAAAAY!!" whenever I move when we're cuddling, and stands still by the door with a giant smile whenever I come home. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML
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THE_A_TEEN 28
That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed. GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!
Iknoweverything 29
I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.
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Comments (272)
snugglebuddy101 0
That movie is out??
mrssuarez2011 12
Seriously ^, OP if you cared about her you'd hold her and comfort her like my husband did.
AnarchyAmber 5
Wtf those movies aren't even scary, they're downright boring. Might have been good if they filmed it like a real movie and not like they did in the Blare Witch Project, which was also lame. I feel bad for OP's girl if a movie like this can scare her :/
mileyfan17 8
That's Ur fault. Pay backs a bitch. :)
GameAddikt 0
There's a third Paranormal Activity? Awesome!
G97Alex 21
At least you didn't show her "Courage the cowardly dog" That shit is scary.
mintypoison 22
Finally, somone else finding the shit scary! It's more funny to me that, but I wonder how they got away with the shit did. It was scary as hell when I was a kid. D:
SummerFever 8
Return the slaaaaab!
belkinbra 12
Ghosts are super duper cereal. Cereally guys.
Youdrongo 0
YDI for taking her to watch a terrible movie.
mintypoison 22
You deserve it. Partly for taking her, partly for not sitting her down and tellling it's a movie. Kinda sad that you have to do the concidering you're adults since you're sleeping in the same bed, I'm guessing. What is it with people being unable to seperate fantasy from reality? It's a movie full of jump scares with one, very chilling scare. Get over it people, it's fake as shit.
kbg8409 0
it can happen. and it has happened to some people, just cuz it hasn't happened to you, doesn't mean it's not real.
txgirl09 5
To support #123...apparently they did a lot of super serious research concerning the very real experiences people have had. (wikipedia has a whole section on this)
mintypoison 22
... You're kidding, right? Seriously, you think this is real? If this does happen to anyone, it is very rare and anyone who says that it does you have to take with a huge grain of salt. And I mean freaking huge. This movie is a work of fiction. I didn't see anywhere in the credits, the trailers, or anything else this is based on true events. Anywhere. Please show me where this based on true events. And no, this kind of thing does not, I repeat, NOT, happen to everyone in the world. Yes, ghosts, in particular poltergeists, do sometimes do the things that are in the movie. But it's rare to have this happen to anyone.
txgirl09 5
You really need to relax. I was simply making the point that the director did research into the paranormal. Did I ever say that I in any way think it was based off of real events? PS. Why should something not give us a good scare even when it's fake?
VictorianBabe 8
It came out three days ago....