Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
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kushi_fml 1
i believe it, ppl are so inconsiderate, just like the ones who are calling fake right now you are probably the same ones who would not help a person in need and u know it if u see someone who needs help, be a HUMAN and HELP THEM. fuken retards.
iambatman123 0
As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)
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Comments (139)
bitched 0
u shood kill someone, thts wat i wood do
Boddmon 0
Sure you would, you e-badass.
rawrbbyrawr21 0
thattt sucksss! i would have seriously criedd. well thats justt mee. hahha
truladyred 0
Oh, that had to hurt. ):
rizzachel 0
wow that sucks
somethingnew319 0
y would u be walking in the middle of the road and if ur screaming in pain nobody would drive around u I'm pretty sure somebody would of stopped to see if u were ok. y do ppl make up such bullshit for a fml does it make them feel cool or something
CrazyKids765040 0
She would be walking in the middle of the road to cross it.. Don't you think?
TallMist 32
If you think that every time someone is in pain/hurt/in trouble, it's a guarantee someone would stop to help them, then you have way too much faith in humanity.
catferrer 0
stop arguing if it's fake. it ruins the anecdote for me
jimmy313 0
lmfao that sucks
jamjenni2774 0
U must live in HELL
CrazyKids765040 0
Actually if you look under the FML it says London.... And whats so bad about New york???? Why do people get the implacation that one somthing bad happens its New york... I live in New york city and I have never in my 36 years and Nor has my husband and Children ever had a problem being in pubilc before.. Actually belive it or not last week here it snowed and a man fell in the street and three people crossing the Street helped pick him up so he didn't get hit by the taxi.. I saw it happen out my apartment window...
Screwed_4_life 0
if it happened today y r u typing and not in a hospital
readersssssss 0
Today in the story doesn't mean it's happen really today....it could have happen 23 years ago....But here, in FML, every story must start with "Today"....