Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, while masturbating, I got a huge migraine so I went into the kitchen to get an Advil. As I was getting it, my family was staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. I walked out and realized that I hadn't put my pants back on. I just walked downstairs fully torqued in front of my family. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
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JassyJas 2
Wtf your family thought it was normal to randomly pull down your shorts in their presence?? O_o
Freeze_fml 17
^ Guys get criticized for not knowing that girls wipe after taking a leak, so I'm going to criticize you for thinking all erections are intentional. You're stupid.
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Comments (219)
The_good_times 0
Congrats on being dicktards that don't know a thing about erections(to the girls that were thinking he got hard by looking at his mom or something) and congrats on having no dick(to the boys that think the same).
lexie719 4
thank you! I mean Jesus chris people. it's not OPs fault.
bindee2211 2
your profile picture makes me feel sick...
yipee 0
comment 51 i hate u soo much rqp is the worst musik ever listen to afi and i will b ur friend
mintcar 10
Weird. Awkward. Gross.
mintcar 10
Weird. Awkward. Gross.
storm3_sasuke 0
hahahaha
Bartimaeus 7
the only thing worse than a boner is a "choner" (a random boner in Church) don't get one.
Van18_fml 2
can I suck it?
Griggy 0
This is exactly why I always wear shorts in my house...
RadAtThis01 0
why did you take your shorts of when you're with your family on the couch watching tv? incest much?
Van18_fml 2
that sounds so hot, I want you grab ur penis, spread my ass and put it in me so hard... Ohh that would be so good yes!