Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, while masturbating, I got a huge migraine so I went into the kitchen to get an Advil. As I was getting it, my family was staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. I walked out and realized that I hadn't put my pants back on. I just walked downstairs fully torqued in front of my family. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
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JassyJas 2
Wtf your family thought it was normal to randomly pull down your shorts in their presence?? O_o
Freeze_fml 17
^ Guys get criticized for not knowing that girls wipe after taking a leak, so I'm going to criticize you for thinking all erections are intentional. You're stupid.
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Comments (219)
BakNBitz 0
my big wang flops out of my boxers all of the time
spiderbesideher 0
****
ShadowPunkChick 1
What "wang" would that be? the 2 inch one?
CRoot63 5
are you trying to convince us you have s big " Wang" or yourself ...
a_girl_i_know 0
ewww
Casrein 0
it happens
perdix 31
The Shake-Weight ad could cause that problem!
rockr_chick 5
ha! i laugh at the commercial for that every time i see it XD
MissxXXItalia 5
ohh sexyy lmaoo
jordan75_fml 0
WTF did u get an erection on? thinking of someone? anyway fyl
InfiltratedMind 0
sometimes they just happen dumb shit
rawr_dani 0
lol I smell incest !
slatter 1
with a capital W
peete182 0
hahaha
sky93 0
Why the hell would you just rip off your pants with your family sitting around? Ydi
QWERTYCommander 5
I wear dark jeans almost every day of the year and I barely have to take them off because I'm too hot. Not even on the hottest days.
doink 0
Cool story.
gozar_fml 1
^ bro
FireBug24_7 0
Ironically I've only worn something other than dark jeans when I go swimming...... and I live in Texas.
Freeze_fml 17
I hate that stupid hole in the boxers.
loludeserveit 0
the hole that makes it extremely easy to access ones junk for a quick fap? or piss, or ****... etc
Freeze_fml 17
The one that always gets you stuck at the worst times.
snowboarder1417 2
just gotta get the ones with a button hahaha
mandypandy11 0
better boxers than tighty whities lol so nerdy sorry. ha wat would u do without the hole?take them off to pee? so weird.. but yea my bf says its more conveniant when he wants to **** and is to lazzy to take them off lol
Freeze_fml 17
You don't have a penis. Therefore you cannot participate in this discussion. If you must know, the band around it holds it so you can pull the front down while doing your business without the whole thing dropping to the floor.
mandypandy11 0
ha that doesnt mean i live in a box. ass.