Today, I spent an hour making my favorite work lunches, then portioning them out so I could have them all week. I later came home to a pile of empty containers. My girlfriend said, "Sorry, I got the munchies. Also, can you please do the dishes?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML
Today, getting tired of my usual turkey/tuna salad/chicken sandwiches, I made a pot of soup to take to work for lunch. My girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night to forage for snacks, spilled it all over the floor, and woke me up to clean it. FML
Today, my girlfriend bitched that we spend too much money on food, and needed to start cooking to save money. I got home from work and started dinner. Halfway through, my girlfriend sighed and said, "This is taking too long, I'll order pizza." FML
Today, my kids and I went to have dinner with a coworker. After everyone ate, the kids went to play while I helped clear the dishes. To my horror, instead of individually wrapping the kids leftovers, she scraped all the uneaten food back into the main pots. I wanted to puke on the spot. FML
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML
Today, after I'd told everyone I would finally be starting meal prepping to save money, on the very first day, I forgot every container in my fridge, so I still had to buy my lunch during my lunch break. FML
Today, after I packed my lunch last night and put it in the fridge, I grabbed my bag and left for work. At lunchtime, I opened it and found an empty container. I'd packed the container but left the food in the fridge. FML
Today, I told my roommate I'd meal-prepped a whole week's worth of food. Hours later, I found all my perfectly packed containers… in the freezer. I meant to refrigerate them, but now I have seven blocks of chicken-and-rice ice sculptures. FML
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Top comments
JackWood 21
Either you're a push over or she's entitled. Have a good life.
RichardPencil 32
No, you do the dishes and go out and buy me lunch, woman!
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Comments (8)
cuz803 46
Well...at least you're able to satisfy your girlfriend's hunger? That can be a plus...
JackWood 21
Either you're a push over or she's entitled. Have a good life.
RichardPencil 32
No, you do the dishes and go out and buy me lunch, woman!
n3rdn3ss 8
Exactly that!
UsernameNotRandom 10
So, you spent an hour making lunches for a week (I assume 5 days) and she ate them all at once? She knew they weren't hers and you have work, but she demolished them anyway and then just said "oops". I'd be sending her back out for more ingredients and she can make them all again for you at her expense. The sheer entitlement is astounding. Please don't let her get away with it otherwise she will walk over you for everything. I've been with my partner 9 years and still double check about anything in the fridge, as does he. She's rude.
D J's MOM 17
I'm still trying to get over the fact that a girl (let alone a guy) can actually eat all of that food just for the munchies. btw, i would have been PISSED as hell. in top of all that, she wanted you to do the dishes?!?! she has no respect for you. that's bullshit. time to reevaluate your relationship
HouseOfM 8
Get out now it's going to get worse. She doesn't respect you. This is a red flag.
Hangryko 32
Honestly, it's likely best you end the relationship.
Brightside86 31
Sounds like you just need to set expectations around shared food space. As relationships go this is barely a blip of an issue.