Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
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PixelNoob 11
It seems like after five years, she'd know you well enough to recognize that it was a gag gift. Unless you've just told her to get back in the kitchen one too many times and she finally snapped...
mk58 31
Let me guess, she made you shove it up your ass.
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Comments (204)
lauren0313 0
wow thats who you want to spend your life with!
Swiko 11
I'd be pissed too. I hate jokes like that.
swaggaur 3
Wow sounds like a materialistic bitch of a girlfriend you got there
docscientist 10
This is why we need to get modern women back into the kitchen; they don't know what a rolling pin is used for anymore.
cheetahcake19 0
What a bitch! U Should've told her u had two surprises
choloman 0
hahah that's awesome. too bad she doesn't know her place
iwadasn 33
Too bad you don't realize it's not the 1950s anymore.
SkardeyKat 3
Damn how hard did she beat you with that rolling pin? Did you still give her the ring?
Cookiegirl222 0
You idiot. Who plays a prank on people for their anniversary?
ProhibitionRose 14
Hah! My husbands parents got me a rolling pin as our wedding present so I could keep him in line
HomeAl0ne 20
I see what mistake you made there. Traditionally the 5th anniversary was wood (like the rolling pin) but in these modern times it has been replaced by blunt force trauma. Just so you're prepared, the 6th anniversary used to be iron but is now anal penetration. I'd rethink those golf clubs you were going to get her.