Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time and hoped to make a good first impression. When I tried to say 'Hello', a loud rippling burp came up from my throat, and not only that. A small chunk of mucus flew out and landed on the floor between us. So much for a good first impression. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. I got nervous and tried to say, "Nice to meet you, I’ve heard a lot about you!" when I should’ve just said, "It’s nice to meet you." To make things worse, it came out as, "Nice to hear you, I’ve met a lot about you." FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
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UnionsSuck 5
Don't feel bad everyone has done something like that at some point or other in their life
darwinism 30
In a situation like this it is always best to continue speaking (and not hold your tongue, as the saying goes. e.g. Mum in law " How is it" OP "**** *slight pause* ...ing awesome!!! My taste buds just ejaculated all over my tongue" OK, you can leave the second line out when talking to the inlaws, but you get the picture, right? Practice will perfect the skill. FYL
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Comments (120)
smilepatrol 7
You could've pretended it was SO good that you had to express it with an outburst!
mazio09210517 5
"****.... this is the best steak I've ever had." recovery. (:
juwood 7
Hahaha gold!
YoungMisfit 9
So it was ******* good?
SkoomaKi 28
Best **** she ever said ;)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
**** yeah!
miyaviichan 27
"So do you like it or...?"
juwood 7
I would like to think that swearing in this day and age is not so bad as it was back in the day. I think you'll be alright dude.
chasec23 4
At least you didn't say shit
perdix 31
You need to have a better pick-up line when you meet a hot MILF.
aksweetheart 7
it's ok, prefix. I thought it was funny!
aksweetheart 7
noooooo autocorrect!! I meant perdix!
perdix 31
Thanks. I liked it. Usually, I can feel when a comment is going to get buried, but I thought this one would be OK. What do I know?
Krysk_fml 0
But if you know when a comment is going to be buried why even post it?
smydiwannafthata 5
Tell her, you meant it was as good as a **** with her daughter.
babyjm 0
How the hell are you gunna meet your FIANCE's parents while shez ur fiancé? Dude u need to meet the girls parents while you two are still dating! Cuz its just awkward for everyone if ur just some random person that pops up out of nowhere and just HAPPENS to be the fiancé of their child. Just sayin..
Harpy20 24
Some people like to wait until things get serious before they bring someone home to their family. Just because you feel your family should meet everyone you happen to like doesn't mean everyone else feels the same.
grace12898 0
Or, they just didn't have the opportunity to meet her parents yet, but they were ready to take that step.
Freakybig96 0
STFU....
chimocho 8
I totally agree. I've recently got engaged to my boyfriend and I can't imagine him having not met my parents before now. That's ridiculous.
aksweetheart 7
^Agreed
Helenarth 6
Since they're engaged, I highly doubt OP's just "some random person that just pops up out of nowhere". There are plenty of legit reasons which could explain why they met so late.
twye 22
Awkward. Bet that steak was ******* good though!