Today, as I was excited to celebrate our second anniversary, I paid for my girlfriend's three hour trip down and dinner, only for her to come over, break up with me, and then leave. Her Instagram story later read, "Don't let anything spoil your mood." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, I wanted to do something special for my upcoming second anniversary with my girlfriend, so I decided to make a short animation of our lives together since we were preschoolers. In the middle of working on the storyboard, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
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FrankHotpants 31
With every relationship post I’m sure there is 2 sides to the story however, this is still hard nonetheless. Take her own advice and don’t let that ruin your own, move on and know the 2 years where not a waste but a lesson you hopefully learned.
RichardPencil 32
I'm so confused. Did you get dinner? Sounds like she dumped you as soon as she arrived. Did you pay for her to have dinner in transit? This is the most pressing question we have, I'm sure.
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FrankHotpants 31
With every relationship post I’m sure there is 2 sides to the story however, this is still hard nonetheless. Take her own advice and don’t let that ruin your own, move on and know the 2 years where not a waste but a lesson you hopefully learned.
RichardPencil 32
I'm so confused. Did you get dinner? Sounds like she dumped you as soon as she arrived. Did you pay for her to have dinner in transit? This is the most pressing question we have, I'm sure.