Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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BjgUsername 12
Drunk words are sober thoughts
Ashamed_Sister 60
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Just move on...
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Comments (101)
klonnq 4
Drunk thoughts are *sometimes* true thoughts, but sometimes a random wave of sentimentality just hits you and the alcohol makes you make a bigger deal of it. Combine that with natural cold feet and the mental drama only intensifies. So don't freak out until you talk to him, could be insignificant in 'real' life.
thehowiie 6
awkward..
toxxickittyy 19
If my husband said that to me before we were married I would have sent him packing. It is not worth the heart ache and paranoia to always be wondering if he's thinking of her and not you.
qpsarah 10
Wow! How old are you?! 18?
Faff 20
her username says '92'.
knoxxx 22
You shouldn't marry some one young just because you're afraid of being alone in 10 years. That's ridiculous. I think the point is, they were engaged before he was 21 and clearly before he knew what he really wanted in life. Which I think is a major problem in most young marriages; how can you commit your life to some one when you don't even know if what they want is the same as what you want? Especially when you're in the process of trying to find a career.
allisadawn91 8
I'm married and I still miss my ex boyfriend from over five years ago. I love my husband with all my heart. Don't put too much into it.
CharresBarkrey 16
Is the plot twist that you've been married for 6 years? ;) I'm kidding
WaBrewer 11
Being engaged that young might be part of your problem.
briti1990 5
Although I agree with not marrying someone because you're afraid of being alone, there's no denying that it definitely happens the older you get! I didn't marry for any reason besides it being the right time for both me and my husband.
gatorgirl2669 6
sounds like its time for a new boyfriend
DorkAlert 10
OH YEA that's why I don't get drunk when I drink