Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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BjgUsername 12
Drunk words are sober thoughts
Ashamed_Sister 60
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Just move on...
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Comments (101)
Omniprism 15
Time to have a serious talk when he's sober. Ask him his true feelings and that he must be honest so he doesn't waste time for either if you.
oinkmoosquid 5
That's not too bad! On my husband's 21st, he threw up all over me, and then punched me in the face when I tried to hold him over the toilet because I was "choking him" :P
lailapollooza 5
21?? You're too young and naive to be getting married.
squideth 18
Oh aren't you special with your fancy opinion based on nothing whatsoever. Good for you! Yay for your stupid opinion!
worldclassrager 41
The truth always comes out When drunk..,,but he could always just be phased
KforKiss 6
21 and engaged? No wonder something like that happened. Speaking as a 22 year old no way in hell is anyone my age ready for marriage. Maybe to marry who you've with at that age one day but not when you're 21. No wonder your fiance did that, just seems like he's compensating for losing that relationship by proposing to you...trying too hard to not make the same mistake twice he's making a new one. I hope your relationship works out, and I hope that in the end you are happy but in this case... YDI
MzZombicidal 36
Yes, because everyone else your age grew up EXACTLY the same way as you. In some cases, young marriages work out! It's a personal choice, that doesn't affect you in any way, and can truly turn into something amazing. Besides, it's not like OP did anything other than love the guy, how does she deserve it?
thetmills 8
God you're young
tashwarinaan 5
what a douche, you deserve better than that. I wish you well.
ninety 25
You said he dumped her, so there was probably something significant enough about her that wasn't working for him. It's possible that she just had a quality he misses that nobody else he's dated since has had. I don't say dump him right off the bat, but agree with the previously stated, have a nice chat with him after his hangover has passed and use some tact when you raise the subject.
jbwright 4
It's hard to believe that over 2000 people accidentally hit the you deserved it button, must be a problem with the app.
wehkid 4
I think he's still too young and immature. He has hang-ups and doesn't know what he really wants in life. Don't get married just yet with him. He's not ready. Sorry.