Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
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Betz 10
You have a 1 in 365 chance of not looking like a fool.
K_kanaka 26
Awwwwwww how cute (embarrassing) but cute.
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Comments (119)
stuckONsingle 4
Oh that's not so bad, happens to everyone. :)
S4zD0V4L 0
Ya it's hard to keep cool around ur crush
leehary83 0
I've done that it's a natural reaction
bagelpie 6
Crush: Happy Birthday! OP: You too! Oops... I mean thanks! Crush: Haha you're welcome OP: You too! I mean... GAAAH!!!
taylordanielle98 1
Just laugh it off :) one time a guy said bye & I yelled bye I love you! So just fml
deemtz51 1
Lol
looneytoongirl 0
Haha I've done that before. It happens to the best of us.
yumm1515 0
Awh ha thats cute! Don't worry about it we all do stuff like that when we are nervous!! I hope the rest of your day was great:)
thisgirlincali_ 4
STORY OF MY LIFE.
stepymac 15
It's ok that not that bad
jmedalene 2
That's embarrassing!