Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
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Top comments
ber4fun 23
At least you got to spend it with someone you like. Just don't let your shy side completely take over when you see her again.
emeraldisle 30
Try chatting with her next time.
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Comments (27)
ber4fun 23
At least you got to spend it with someone you like. Just don't let your shy side completely take over when you see her again.
emeraldisle 30
Try chatting with her next time.
tupe_fml 15
OhhoHOHo great advice man 100% A+ all my problems solved!
DLBL 23
Well, yeah. talking is a skill most people learn by kindergarten. You don't have to be a great wit.
FmySAlife 12
Can be awkward at first, especially if you both like one another. Give it time and maybe have some mutual friends around for the next meeting.
TheMathMajor 26
I met my partner online and we had been talking for over a month before we met in person. It was super awkward, but the next day we hung out again and we were fine. It really does just take some time sometimes. We've been together now for 3 years :D
sylvienoir 18
I met my boyfriend on WoW and we didn't hold hands for months because we were so weird around each other irl. We've been together for over 6 years now. :)
ermagherdaturdis 26
My boyfriend wouldn't make eye contact for our first two dates as he's so shy. We've been together almost a year now.
ileOMG 12
Congratulations！！！
MetalxSoldier 26
You should have also wished for confidence. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll have more chances to hang out with her. Everyone gets shy sometimes.
jamieblue6 16
Next time you guys hang out, talk about how awkward it was and just laugh it off
rockeditionbarbi 14
Did you know conversation works both ways? I feel like there's more to this story.
trucker2 33
Well that's just the icing on the cake
yangting 3
try to tell to her your thought
thisguy22 33
The universe can you only provide you with the situation... It can't make you take advantage of it. You blew it op! Happy birthday though.
DashPlays 18
Say anything, even if it's that you really shy around her because she's pretty.