Today, it's my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted out, "You too!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time ever, one of my birthday wishes came true. I wished for my crush to come hang out with me, and she did. I wasted my birthday wish on an awkward silence. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
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Betz 10
You have a 1 in 365 chance of not looking like a fool.
K_kanaka 26
Awwwwwww how cute (embarrassing) but cute.
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Comments (119)
ryggsekk 8
socially awkward penguin? any meme-people here?
wert_fml 7
Socially awkward penguins ftw!
fatcow282 8
Dnt worry it has happened so many times with me with little things like i went to future shop and the guy said enjoy the game i said u 2 it happens to all of us
Missiexx18 0
I would totally do the same thing if I was in that situation. Lol don't worry about it OP
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha. Cute cat.
Rayne101 0
i have done that so many times but half the time i cover it up with a laugh and turn it into a joke and usuaally it works :)
Shadowkatt 0
lame fml. seriously? like, oh em geeee ill bet your embarassed.
caseyyann17 2
Hey its my birthday tp!
Harpy20 24
Well that sucks. I bet he's hoping for a ******** now.
roxyartist 8
That's adorable.