Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
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Nanall 15
You're lucky it didn't get stolen
bluebell707 13
Lovely.
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Comments (104)
Ironripster 0
ew
Mikemeecha 2
that's like something out of a cartoon or show. lol.
skylerXx 6
That's nice.
kaylapple 1
its gonna be a great ride home!
helmerhead 4
Well, I guess your life sucks, but come on man. Y'know its gonna happen :)
justanotherbird 19
Geez, bums are always doing disgusting things.
baccaz16 0
Next time close your windows and you will only have to clean the outside of ur car.
dbt88 15
How do you know it was a local bum and not a vengeful coworker or something? Did you go around asking the bums if they puked in your car?
DonYoshi 2
I find it pretty interresting to see that 2 FML's in a row are from the same peron ("Username") I call bullsh*t on these two.
OLB42pr 2
Dude better than having your bros best friend spilling brandy all over the car then piling on the front seat... I had to clean that and I at least knew where to throw up