Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
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coffee_addict 0
that might be a sign to start eating healthy and exercising more...
boatkicker 5
Kids do silly things. I put my own arm above my head when it rains and it does a decent job, and I'm no where near fat (5'3" and 110lbs) And kids are a lot smaller, so even if you're a little bit big, it doesnt mean much of anything. Eat better or excercise more. Or both. Both is the best plan.
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weerdo52 0
Why the **** do you just assume she is korean? she could by an american relocated to korea because of a job. she's probably a fat ass american living in korea
i_heart_yew 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!! wow. dats pretty bad. lol. im sorry, but i read dat nd busted out laughin! Lol! =)
aquarius6 0
well if that's not enough incentive to work those arms...
sedate_me725 0
I don't think you should be upset about it, at least you were able to provide for her like a mother should...even if it is sheltering her from the rain with your "flab." There's nothing wrong with having weight - that's the trouble with society today, the stereotyping is ridiculous. You can be happy, healthly, and big. ...I say you go girl and don't listen to these douche bags
ObamaKitttyy 0
f u #7 fat has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with intelligence!! I geuss u must be fat... oh well lose sum weight buddy
aliabbiss 0
that's wut u get for being obese
LaughAtLaugh 7
true you can be happy and big, but if your not happy it's time to loose some weight. don't eat fast food, try to skip meals (except for breakfest) take the stairs instead of elevator. the biggest thing is fast food, it is SOOO bad for you. just expend more energie than you take in and you will be skinny in no time :)
Anteezy 7
Don't skip meals, just eat less. Eat healthy and at regular intervals, if you start skipping meals altogether your body will enter survival mode because it will think that there isn't much food so it will burn through the food in your body slower. If you eat at regular intervals you keep your metabolism active. And besides eating healthy, exercise is key!
winterharte 0
On the bright side, at least they come in handy :D
alexthecutie 0
lose some weight If your that insecure about it
moi101 0
that is so sad