Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Chocolate_Cake 0
Awkward. Very. Very. Awkward. FYL :p
thefaded 0
FHL for having someone expose her baldy-ness! She must have been 10x more embarrassed than you.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (75)
Chocolate_Cake 0
Awkward. Very. Very. Awkward. FYL :p
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
YDI for taking bus.
monicamischief 0
this isn't really an FML though. awkward, yes, but also funny. it's not really like it was a serious incident; the lady can just putt he wig back on and it is unlikely they will every see each other again.
reverseesrever 0
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and some inconsiderate woman rushed by a friend and I and hit me with her umbrella. It knocked my wig off. FML
minkledoo22 0
yeah.... it would be a LOT more akward for her than it was for you.
hkguy 0
FHL more like - we should look out for another FML shortly saying "Today, I took the bus and it was raining and this guy ripped my wig off my head" ...
filip_fml 0
#44 ok people have got to stop posting "inverse FMLs" it's become so annoying, especially when it's not at all funny like this one
sheehan35 2
44? u mean 52? lol fail
Aeiou202 0
you mean 51
mydgmax 0
she must have been so pissed!! :p
yourdumb 0
yeah that sucks.
GirlFromKuwait 0
aw, crap. Poor woman! What did she do next? Get mad at you?
DovdGraaf 0
Sucks but it's funny at the same time. I hope she didn't get mad?
Disenchanted_fml 5
lmao omg thats hilarious
thefaded 0
FHL for having someone expose her baldy-ness! She must have been 10x more embarrassed than you.
BadOwner 0
they should really change the name from fmylife to f my life today because im to insecure to get over my problems. soon, fmylife.com will just be "today i dropped a bag of chips. fml" WE ALL HAVE GOOD FMLs THAT NEVER GET PUBLISHED! FTL
emmmilyyy 0
um whats up ur ass?
Chad_Brisson 2
#27 made my whole day
CupcakePookie 0
hahaha #27
tWitt3rBuG 0
Lmfa0, FTW!
BadOwner 0
p.s. it wasnt even funny. just awkward. heres a tip: go to www.mylifeisaverage.com
filip_fml 0
enough with the comments like "go to mylifeisaverage.com" and the like
katzepferd 0
actually, www.mylifeisaverage.com is a heck of a lot funnier than this website
youthink_fml 0
i hate people like you that don't pay attention to what they're doing. i bet you drive like that too.