Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
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coffee_addict 0
that might be a sign to start eating healthy and exercising more...
boatkicker 5
Kids do silly things. I put my own arm above my head when it rains and it does a decent job, and I'm no where near fat (5'3" and 110lbs) And kids are a lot smaller, so even if you're a little bit big, it doesnt mean much of anything. Eat better or excercise more. Or both. Both is the best plan.
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Comments (115)
kitties_fml 12
that's kind of cute/clever on your daughter's part.
kaka09 0
haha maybe it was a sign...
U_idiot 1
Gross
useyurass 0
HAHAHAHAHAH, AWckthat must suW W
ryanr21 0
um wow... sorry... how big are you? geez
fangsupKELS 0
Her daughter could be very small, like a two year old. She didn't specify the age
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
You prove a good point. I was imagining a girl who was maybe around ten years of age. She could have been smaller.
braveasanoun 0
I can't believe some of the comments on here. You automatically assume that because someone's big that they're lazy and just stuff their face because they lack self control. For one thing, their metabolism could just be a lot slower. Also, they could have a condition that causes them to eat more, or just get bigger. There is no need to make ignorant, cruel statements when you don't know the person.
oopsitouchedmyse 0
shade in the summer, heat in the winter
whitneyyy 0
62 is so smart!! I was born with a diease that made me over weight.I work my ass off at the gym.I'm still chubby but not nearly as bad as it was and could be. so shut up. don't be mean if udont know
bipolaradhdfml 0
As others said, there are myriad conditions that can affect weight gain. Diseases, long-term injuries requiring wheelchairs, medicine, and a number of psychological disorders. Don't be a dick and assume someone is overweight by choice or lack of personal care.