Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
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coffee_addict 0
that might be a sign to start eating healthy and exercising more...
boatkicker 5
Kids do silly things. I put my own arm above my head when it rains and it does a decent job, and I'm no where near fat (5'3" and 110lbs) And kids are a lot smaller, so even if you're a little bit big, it doesnt mean much of anything. Eat better or excercise more. Or both. Both is the best plan.
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Comments (115)
ithedarkknight 0
just the word flabby sounds gross... lose some weight before you die women... do you want to catch a heartache or some other health problems do it for your daughter... im not trying to sound like an ass but trust me lose some weight try sign up to a good gym they got alot of fun classes that doesnt even seem like work outs... meet some friends at the gym too who is trying to lose weight or friends you already have it will make it more easier for you if you have someone that supports you and you can support them go for it!
intotheblue 0
I don't believe this FML is true. For one thing it just doesn't sound realistic at all, and for another thing, look at the OP's nickname and location. I'd be more inclined to believe it's someone making fun of obese America.
missphantasm 4
You don't think there's obese people in other countries? I'm from Indonesia and amongst the millions of super skinny people, I've seen my share of obese people (and children!) that would fit the American standard of what obese is. And from what I have seen, Indonesian people generally tend to be skinnier than Koreans, so it's very possible that this Korean woman is obese enough for her arm to act as an umbrella.
kellster 2
Gross. I would rather have rain on my head than a puddle of fat.
weerdo52 0
you got that right
parasiemprejeff 0
I wonder why your daughter has an eating disorder with such a fantastic parent like you?
FYOURLIFE13 0
YDI for having a daughter.
Fisheyy 0
LOL THAT'S AWESOME.
RunZoneFive 0
That sounds literally impossible. But if it's true then waita go. You can protect your daughter in one more way then most men :)
1bored 0
Hahahaha i love that! Its squishy!! Lol
cyxx 0
You commenters are ridiculous. Her daughter is probably like 5. And the mom's arm probably didn't COMPLETELY cover her from the rain... it may have been just enough to keep it off her face.
RLY_fml 0
YDI for being fat.