Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
Today, I went for a walk. When it started pouring, I ran under the nearest tree for protection. It didn't occur to me that it might look suspicious hiding under a stranger's tree in a black hoodie, until the cops showed up. FML
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
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coffee_addict 0
that might be a sign to start eating healthy and exercising more...
boatkicker 5
Kids do silly things. I put my own arm above my head when it rains and it does a decent job, and I'm no where near fat (5'3" and 110lbs) And kids are a lot smaller, so even if you're a little bit big, it doesnt mean much of anything. Eat better or excercise more. Or both. Both is the best plan.
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Comments (115)
WaterMist 0
For some reason I feel this is fake..
pee_pee 0
omg that's so sad hahahhahahahhahh WAFA
SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0
YDI for being a korean you stupid chunk
Colt1235 0
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anjay67 0
why the **** did they change it from your life is f***ed to your life sucks?? AND INTIMACY INSTEAD OF SEX?!?!!?!? WHAT THE FUCK1?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!
lynnesey 0
IK. and they changed the 'slogan' thing from, "my life sucks but i don't give a ****" (or something like that) to, "get the guts to spill the beans" to OP: sucks for you.. but who's fault is it that you have a flabby arm?
klutzywriter 0
I noticed that too. It's dumb. Maybe this website was considered too profane?
diet_otaku 0
i actually emailed the staff about that, they said "intimacy" was more accurate for the kinds of stories in that category (since they're not all specifically sex-related), and they just got tired of seeing "****" everywhere. in which case maybe you shouldn't start a website called "**** my life," then.
lynnesey 0
win. Personally, I hated the old slogan. "my life sucks but i don't give a ****?" It was lame.
voveraite 7
Nothing wrong with this site getting classier. If only some comments got so as well :(
dberri05 2
lose some weight fat ass!
tp1990 0
Ewwwww u need to go on the biggest loser lmfao
mikakarie 0
Haha nice.
tharimau 2
lol just pointing out that the OP is from korea. in asia, standards of being skinny vary extensively from western perspectives... that being said, there's a good chance she could just be exaggerating. regardless, OP if you think you'll feel better after losing some weight, go for it. exercise = healthy + boosts self confidence :)
Objexxx 0
I was about to point that out, I was thinking the same thing the whole time. My friend living in Japan is 5'4 and 120. She thinks she is over weight, and needs to diet.
klutzywriter 0
she doesn't need to be fat when some people get old their arms get all flabby she's probably just exaggerating or her daughter was making fun of her