Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boss's birthday is 5 days away. Instead of wishing me happy birthday, the staff decided to surprise my boss with an early gift. We also had to take a picture of him with everyone. I work at another branch alone, and had to post the picture to social media. Happy Birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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Top comments
abbttmc 12
Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)
perdix 31
Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!
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Comments (206)
mn_shr 22
Well at least you can count on google to remember. Happy Birthday OP!
ironik69 31
Happy Happy Birthday OP!!!
jakeydudey 13
And now the fml community ;) happy birthday! :D
thisiscool19 14
Well I denfiatley feel something for you since tomorrow is MY birthday and guess what? Im sick I have been this past week
itsgen 16
Sucks to suck
kingkobra805 3
Happy birthday
thisiscool19 14
and happy bday! days not done maybe there is a surprise party
ilovedinosawers 17
The amount of "happy birthday"'s on here is... Amazing.
xSalashawty 30
Happy birthday! c:
cubanfriday 5
Too bad ure not on Facebook. Ud have got tons. Hbd by the way
truesarrif 33
I'm on Facebook and OP still got 3 more bday wishes than I did
truesarrif 33
and I got thumbed down for that why?
bulliedkid 6
Happy birhdaayyy(:
cruzmacdaddy 1
HAPPY B-DAY BRO