Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boss's birthday is 5 days away. Instead of wishing me happy birthday, the staff decided to surprise my boss with an early gift. We also had to take a picture of him with everyone. I work at another branch alone, and had to post the picture to social media. Happy Birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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abbttmc 12
Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)
perdix 31
Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!
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Comments (206)
naturalbadassnba 11
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Believe it or not, i truely do care about u. :) cuz i care about everyone.
daboar 5
Thats still better than me, I only get one from my insurance company
brittyboo123 35
At least someone told you happy birthday.
illusong 16
happy happy birthday .. from all of us to you....we wish it was our birthday... so we could party too....HEY!
Kyle_Kawi27 7
Happy Birthday!
shaww 28
am i the only one who noticed there are no dislikes or negative thumbs? P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP!
crystyx3 9
happy birthday
journeytotheend 16
Well maybe you should get Facebook then...
RabidRabi 2
Happy birthday!!!
ebonipoetrist 3
You officially had your Sixteen candle moment hopefully you get to male out with some hot person on top of their dining room table... Molly Ringwald style
Zebediabolical 45
I can't be sure if 'male out' is deliberate or not. But I'll assume it is. This time!