Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boss's birthday is 5 days away. Instead of wishing me happy birthday, the staff decided to surprise my boss with an early gift. We also had to take a picture of him with everyone. I work at another branch alone, and had to post the picture to social media. Happy Birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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abbttmc 12
Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)
perdix 31
Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!
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Comments (206)
M3DIC4T3 29
Happy Birthday OP! Go out to some fancy restaurant & tell them it's your birthday and then the staff will sing to you!
EngageZoo5 8
Maybe you should take this lesson you learned about yourself today and go out and meet some friends, possibly a bar ? Happy birthday =]
Revan501 15
Well now you can add the FML community.
Wizardo 34
Wat a gwannin' me breddah? Happy birfday you nah wah I'm sayin'? Yeah me either but try and enjoy yourself none the less OP.
funky2525 14
Happy Birthday! And sorry OP, the same happened to me.... But atleast someone remembered! Have a great day!!!!!
MasteredBastard 16
Me, I'm a greasy old man and don't like to be reminded of my birthdays any more. But you seem to still desire them, in which case, happy birthday. ^_^
daydreamer244 13
well happy birthday!! gosh people need to start caring about others more.
perdix 31
Have you trained your inevitable collection of cats how to read calendars? Otherwise, you have to drop hints for about a week before the average cat will "get it."
stormchaser24 24
Well HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP!!!
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Nevermind OP :) go meet some new people, call some old friends up and have a party? Go crazy ^_^ make the most of your special day! And happy birthday!