birthdayfun
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9
Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:
uhnonnuhmus 0
To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.
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Comments (285)
cmtriplecage 1
ouch sounds like something someone in my family would do i better warn them right now
squeaky_fml 0
I bet your mom feels worse than you do. The cat probably didn't enjoy the experience much either.
steampunk_fml 0
If i had a dollar for every time my mom threw my cat on me... he's a big guy too.
mandapanda93 0
ahaha #7
Lobster_fml 0
Your mom is so stupid.
theoldGP 0
wtf. your mom is actually retarded.
AnneFTW 17
Hahaha! That sucks but it's hilarious!
sugarspyce 0
Oh I hope you are alright. Happy Birthday!
Meemer147 0
Your mom needs to THINK before you DO
GrkPrincess89 2
Ur mom is retarded.