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Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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FBIWarning 0

illustrated version is a little out of context.

Happy b-day, you unlucky person. :D

SoccerPlaya17 0

>.> the poster is just to show they're in a doctor's office, if you go to any doctor, they usually have posters like that

Ouch... That must've hurt... I can't imagine what your cat has gone through. Ha, seriously though. That sucks, man.

speedydrumstix 0

****** a.

That illustration kind of sucks. I have no idea what is happening. As #126 said it's pretty out of context

Yulia_fml 0

Illustration fail.

zakiwaki1351 0

This misdeed cannot go unpunished! Pizza delivery boy, prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my cat launcher!

Yeouch, hope she didn't find it on the road or in her trash =/

#29 is right. Use this to get something awesome.